Charlemagne Stavanger

Monday, January 01, 2007

Happy New Year!

Happy 2007 Everyone! Hope you had a wonderful 06 and an even better 07!

Pretty much everyone I know make some sort of resolution in the New Year. I, however, have never made a resolution or take one seriously, so I guess I'll just live through another 'aimless' year.

Since I don't have any resolution to share with you, here are some New Year Resolution I found on Smile of the Day, reading these, I almost made my own resolutions.

New Year's Resolutions for Internet Junkies

1. I will try to figure out why I *really* need seven e-mail addresses.

2. I will stop sending e-mail to my wife.

3. I resolve to work with neglected children -- my own.

4. I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.

5. I resolve to back up my 10GB hard drive daily ... well, once a week ... okay, monthly then ... or maybe ...

6. I will spend less than one hour a day on the Internet.

7. When I hear "Where do you want to go today?" I will not reply "MS Tech Support".

8. I will read the manual.

9. I will think of a password other than "password."

10. I will stop checking my e-mail (and writing my blog entries!) at 3:00 in the morning.

Attainable New Year's Resolutions

  1. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds.
  2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.
  3. Read less.
  4. Watch more TV. I have been missing some good stuff.
  5. Procrastinate more.
  6. Drink. Drink some more.
  7. Take up a new habit: smoking.
  8. Spend at least $1000 a month on hookers.
  9. Spend more time at work.
  10. Take a vacation to someplace important: like to see the largest ball of twine.
  11. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more.
  12. Quit giving money & time to charity.
  13. Personal goal: bring back disco.
  14. Start being superstitious.
  15. Only wear jeans that are 2 sizes too small and use a chain or rope for a belt.

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